Pretty sure I’m dying of tiredness. Sometimes I realise what I’m doing, and try to think back to being rational again, like things I need to stop doing that might help the sleep type deal:
When I wake up in the dead of night I pretend to be asleep in case someone is watching me with night vision goggles. I wouldn’t want my eyes to reflect through the lens.
If I’m playing dead they can rob the house and they don’t have to bother me. But if I disturb them with my flashing eyes they might come hack me to pieces. I don’t want that.
I’m sure there won’t be any robbers with night vision goggles that will be deterred from robbing by girls playing dead.
This is silly.